Random Chat

Did you ever random chat in the days of ICQ?

I have no idea who uses ICQ these days (except the few of you I still see popping on and offline on my contact list!), but I reckon I get at least one random person I don't have on my list messaging me per hour, wondering if I'd like to chat. Who ARE these people!? I tend to think they're paedophiles, since I stopped using ICQ when I was still a teenager, and thus stopped updating my info. I have NO idea what is on my info either, and can't change it, since I use an instant messenger aggregator to use both MSN and ICQ simultaneously.

I never reply to these people (though I'm so tempted to just go "Get a LIFE for goodness' sake!", or something to that effect.)

Their messages range from:
the standard
(9:50:53 PM 298631063: hi
9:51:01 PM 298631063: would you like to chat?)

the overly familiar
(6:18:44 PM 169951850: hi honey)
*
(5:54:10 PM 302870178: hi gorjus how are you wanna chat???
5:54:27 PM 302870178: anyways i am raul from newtown)
*
(3:21:02 PM 272615714: HI HI CUTIE ................ ffrom MARC, in CANBERRA.........are u having fun on this lovely afternoon ?)

the one way conversationalists (NOTE: I have NO idea WHAT is in my profile...)
(8:03:35 PM 316150409: Your user details suggest that in order to read them i'd need to be some bored guy looking through his list of contacts reading user details. You aren't on my list and while fixing that up would be fine, really i'd just like to chat. You seem pretty interesting.
8:06:45 PM 316150409: interesting but quiet)
*
(6:11:15 PM 239200062: hi there
6:11:21 PM 239200062: how r ya?
6:12:15 PM 239200062: whatevre u mentioned in u profile that's exactly wat i was doin
:-)
6:13:31 PM 239200062: hey gangsta u gonna talk :-P
6:15:49 PM 239200062: well then im just gonna dial dum di dum then)
*
(8:28:19 AM 326566016: :-)
8:28:24 AM 326566016: hi ;
8:28:40 AM 326566016: good morning from sydney
8:30:51 AM 326566016: *THUMBS UP*
1:05:11 PM 326566016: hello from Australia
1:08:21 PM 326566016: i really like yours cute eyes
1:09:28 PM 326566016: *THUMBS UP*
5:45:44 PM 326566016: hi;
5:46:10 PM 326566016: good afternoon to u)

the non-descript
(11:54:32 AM 232389505: Hi i am Max)

the swingers
(4:09:36 PM 257546671: hi my lady partner is looking for a female can u help us)

the German (NOTE: No idea what that means, and have a feeling I don't want to know either...)
(9:01:42 PM 227696818: Hi bin neu hier! Haste Lust zu schreiben?*JOKINGLY*)

the insistent (Not content with being rejected once I see!)
(2:12:26 PM 302603579: hi how are u
10:52:23 PM 302603579: hi how are u)
*And this dude from 2 separate days...
(8:11:53 PM 302603579: hi this is syed from melbourne australia
3:18:17 PM 302603579: hi this is syed just wanna make good friends and chat with them)

the perves (There were other more disgusting ones as well...ergh)
(1:37:16 PM 229561321: ok, today I am not only bored but Horny...

So, anyone also bored and horny ?

(yes yes yes, its a long shot, but if you dont ask.............)

Hope to hear Back !

Stu)
*
(3:28:52 AM 42581002: casual sex anyone?)

the polite
(9:05:52 PM 302757683: hi, I am here to chat with you if you are free)

the festive
(9:09:40 AM 32429209: HI there, best wishes for the new year
just wanted to know how the weather is !

we are still in 2005 here in germany

greetings

Jannick)
*
(6:21:43 PM 272615714: Greetings cute one...Happy Valentine's day.....a flower and a kiss and something else for you ;)

the reverse mail-order bride dude (thanks, but no thanks...)
(10:54:52 PM 320586449: hi sweetie
will u marry me?
i will be coming soon to australia)

Something for everyone! I have kindly included their respective UINs as well should you want to relieve any of them of their boredem.